May 2013
5 tags
So...does anyone know how to dance like we're 22,...
girl-in-the-band25:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
All the time.
all-the-gay-ships:
solelymcfly:
mytardishaswings:
mynameisjohnwinchester:
yourfictionmyreality:
mapalap:
blueboxparchment:
mapalap:
wingsinpurgatory:
mapalap:
ONCE I ROSE ABOVE THE NOISE AND CONFUSION
JUST TO GET A GLANCE BEYOND THIS ILLUSION
I WAS SOARING EVER HIGHERRRRR
BUT I FLEW TOO HIGH
THOUGH MY EYES COULD SEE I STILL WAS A BLIND MAN
THOUGH MY MIND COULD THINK I...
12 tags
Quick TVD finale question:
Why couldn’t jeremy and Lexi go to the graduation but Khol and every other freakin bad dead person could? If it was a matter of being recognized why couldn’t they just wear disguises?
3 tags
After this year I will have knocked off 15 things...
5 tags
I had a waitress that had one blue eye and one...
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
Girl Pockets: can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky, two pieces of lint.
Boy's Pockets: Can fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.
whorville:
whorville:
Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
The C
